K so ur old n dum n so Ima sho u sht.
😁 this is a emoji that says I’m a perv and I know what I said to you’d get me arrested but could you suck it plz?
😷 Show me where in the bible it says to care for others.
🖖 Hi my name is Scott and I have webbed hands!
🤌 Sure I love being goosed by old men – go ahead grab my pussy!
😋 I think cunnilingus is an aptitude for languages.
🥸 I am referring to a person who was popular when your grand parents ruled the Jurassic.
😓 I don’t enjoy it but sure I’d rather you came on my face than have to flee the country for an abortion.
☹️ Freedom is the ability to persecute minorities, this allows me to vent my frustration that despite being a white male – I never amounted to anything.
😶🌫️ Why do old people smell like pee?
🤑 As Jesus said at the wedding at Canna – fuck the poor.
🎃 I’d love to be a pagan but I look shit in the nude.
✊🏻 Besides the alter boy…
👀 Imagine a golden age so you can pretend things were better when we lived in tents and you could buy a 10 year old for a goat.
👶🏿 Please bring back Trump so I can use dress like this at parties.
👱♀️ Blonde asians make me horny too.
🧕 Your head covering offends me said the guy in a Maga hat.
🤫 Ima call him Rapey after my country music loving uncle.
👮♀️ I only shoot unarmed black people ma’am.
🤷♀️🤷🤷♂️ The key to less school shootings is more doors.
👨❤️💋👨 I get aroused by same sex sex so I hide it by publicly denouncing homosexuality.
😺 I sure do have a vagina!
🩱 I had a caesarian
👙 I had birth control
⚰️ I had a coat-hanger
🦊 Google Furbie with safe search off, no really you’ll be fine, trust me.
🍆🍑 What conservatives like doing to little boys
🍆🍑 &🌮 What evangelicals like doing to little girls
🍆 What Trump did to America
🍤 Prawn not a fucking shrimp.
🚀 Public healthcare is evil but subsidising millionaires travelling to nearly space is a totally reasonable use of tax revenue.
💾 I have no idea.
📀 Old Netflix.
🔫 The answer to what has more rights a pistol or a woman.
🌼🐰🦆🌈🏹🎸 These kill people they r evil.
🍃 Bcz apple is too lame to put a weed emoji in
🍄 I’ve been to Mars.
🐬 I am an astrology physicist too!
🛡 What every kid needs to bring to school.
🎀 You are livestock.
🗑 Where freedom lives on Fox/SkyNews/NewsLimited.
⚧ Way more intolerable than a kids being mowed down by a white guy with a machine gun.
☄️Please make it stop.
Mammonelle 