Welcome to the insanity of the early 21st century where the dominant cry foul of everyone they feed on, the poor, the needy, women, gays, addicts, protesters – you name it; old white guys are oppressed by it. Just look at the media, the white house, WordPress everything is now infested with whinny he-bitches complaining that everything they’ve been doing to the rest of us for the last few thousand years they feel we are doing to them! Unfair!
Seriously, these pathetic men who identify as a persecuted white male under siege; actually manifest as internet trolls who worship a disgusting comb-over fraud dictator. These jerks are enraged at all and every minority, they see their opposition as being the seeds of the downfall of the white man, eyeroll. Hard to get your head around this isn’t it?
The very bags of dicks that voted conservative – forever – claiming that the weakest, most under-represented and least remunerated took their great nation. Not the greedy amoral CEO, not the banks who brazenly skimmed off the cream, not the giant corporations who not content with billions they made on home; soil went overseas to places where slavery is still a thing to make trillions. None of these ever paid their dues, they avoided tax, found loopholes, off-shored their banking to the Cayman Islands, made trust funds and raped both the land and workers, but they are the ones white dudes side with…
It’s your own fault; white dudes, so live with it, try our shoes on for size and stop your cry baby whining.
Ok, that might be a bit far especially since these pussies – if I can insult my vagina for a moment – are not at all what they claim to be. Most of them are sad broken failures who live in their mum’s basement – maybe they resent that, but rather than whine to mum – who is their landlord – they get on the internodes to get even with us… Everyone who isn’t old, white, a failure, ineffectual, thinks Hitler was bad but he did have some sound policies, the Bible is literal truth, guns are for freedom – and so on – you know the rest I don’t have to spell it out do I?
It’s pointless taking to these losers because they aren’t interested in discussion, they are about getting even with you – because you are the reason they are the failure they are. You are the reason (Insert nation) is descending into debt, chaos and is being over run with (insert your minority).
It isn’t the rich white guys who have been fucking your nation since it was torn from the hands of it’s natives is it? The Churches who have been taking your money and raping children since – they started. It’s not the corporations who pay no tax for chewing up resources, underpaying employees while overpaying their boards then moving overseas to double their pay is it? No because slavery is what built (insert nation), and it just goes to show that (insert nation) was rich when (insert minority) knew their place and (insert flag) was feared by all underlings.
Back then being a white guy was pretty sweet right? Not now, not with all these women wanting pay, contraception and a say! Sluts! It’s getting so that the undocumented immigrant that does your shitty job for 3/4 the pay want the benefits of this great nation they toil for!
This is where these bozos have their heads, everything is your fault, the fault of liberals, gays, women, blacks, browns, yellows – whatever colour is their particular focus, queer rights everything Fox tells them to think, they buy.
Otherwise they’d have to face the fact that they never amounted to much, don’t count, are irrelevant and outdated. It stings to feel hard done by and they don’t like it, even though compared to everyone else they’ve had a good run for most of their lives.
So the next time one of these redundant dudes darkens your personal space don’t worry, inside they are hostile because you piss them off, they wanted the life in the 1950’s movie they saw once and believed it was real. The life where you shut your mouth, cooked, fucked them and were bombed out on Prozac to cope with. The time when ethnic people lived under bomb runs or in cross hairs, when you could call someone a spic and back slap your buddy as you laughed at them. A time when there was a footpath for you and one for dark people.
Unfortunately delusions of grandeur fall apart, eventually 3rd world countries get sick of being plundered and the corporations who milked your and my nations for decades, well they don’t care they are all billionaires now, suck it.
Never mind, get yourself an eagle avatar, a military one – a flag? And go harass a woman, or a minority or a white guy who dares have and actual conscience, lucky for us there are more of those than you. How brave, how manly, how Christian – how ‘Murika!
Did this make your blood boil? Unfair! Are you going to hit the keys like a bitch now? Never mind mum’s making your favourite tonight, afterwards you can watch a war movie, read a few Trump Tweets and plan a foolproof way of getting back at SJW’s! Which is almost as good as the hard-on of xmas past right?